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Monday
27Jul2009
Noisy Neighbor Revenge
Monday, July 27, 2009 at 8:08AM What on earth happened to this poor tree?
Angry beavers, that's what.
How do I know the beavers are angry?
Because they went for the very biggest tree and are chewing it so that it will fall right on the fence.
Why are the beavers angry?
Noisy neighbors, that's why. This little punk is always having wild parties. If he were my neighbor, I might chew down a few trees myself, and if my landlord weren't helpful, I might be tempted to cause a little bit of property damage.
Damage.
Get it?
Dam-age?
Hahahahaha!
Reader Comments (7)
Okay, Melanie. Put the liquor away now. LOL!
Ok, you are way too punny!
I really think that someone needs her Man to come home and soon!!
An intervention just may be in order.
Oh my. Wild parties and angry beavers! I do believe that you are in dire need of dehydration skills. I know from experience that dehydrators help with that. You must have a dehydrator.
Yeah, what Kristy says, put the liquor away.
Yeah, what Donna says, you need to dry out.
Love that frog photo. He is telling you to quit the sauce.
The liquor is for your protection. Without it, I might have written, "#%@*!#* frogs! Pipe down, you %$#&@^$!" I know that seems counterintuitive, but believe me, it's better this way. For you, for me, for the earth.
Wait a minute. Darling? Oh, Man of mine? Are you reading this? EVERYBODY thinks I need a dehydrator. They've staged an intervention. You should buy me one straight away. :D
I don't know, I think the Man should buy you a trip to Disney World, but, of course, that is just my personal opinion.
You are to punny for your own good. I am going to send down some of my 100 degree temps with no A/C to make you tone it down a little. :)