Four Squares

Random Bits of Useless Information

• My nails are always short.
• My hair is always clean.
• I have a husband.
• I call him The Man.  As in, The Man.  Yeah.
• We are plagued by blessed with two demons children.
• We I homeschool them.
• I freaking hate the word "homeschool." 
• It sounds like a word my cousin JimBob in West Virginia would make up.
• RickyJoe!  You know I love JimBob and West Virginia, so chill the hell out.
• I curse a lot.
• My feet are large.
• I've never much liked dogs.
• I'm really more of a cat person.
• We have a dog.
• I knit.
• Once the kids are grown, I will go to the movies at least three times a week.
• We're a military family.
• I blog erratically.
• That's how I do everything else, too.
• We're Lutheran.
• We're Bad Lutherans.
• But we feel terrible about it, so it's okay.
• We own the entire DVD collection of the X-Files.
• We watch an episode nearly every night.
• Sometimes we watch two episodes.
• Or three.
• Everyone in my family was born in a different state.
• But we'll all end up in West Virginia eventually.

What You Might Expect to See Here at Four Squares

Fluff.  Amusing anecdotes.  Pictures of knitting.  Latin progress reports.  Recipes.  Giveaways.  Book and movie reviews.  WTF moments. 

What You Will Absolutely Never See Here at Four Squares

The rehashing of childhood traumas.  Political ranting.  Husband bashing.  Plagiarism.  Blow-by-blow accounts of my gynecological visits.